If I had a dollar for every time I had a perfect/perfect swing that resulted in an outfielder catching the ball on the warning track...

SDS

I could retire tomorrow.

SDS

Whoa, Nellie ... don’t go retiring without consulting one of the good folks at Fidelity. You may think you have enough to retire ... but do you know you have enough?

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@SchnauzerFace said in If I had a dollar for every time I had a perfect/perfect swing that resulted in an outfielder catching the ball on the warning track...:

Whoa, Nellie ... don’t go retiring without consulting one of the good folks at Fidelity. You may think you have enough to retire ... but do you know you have enough?

Goldman Sachs or GTFO

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@BearDownGoBlue said in If I had a dollar for every time I had a perfect/perfect swing that resulted in an outfielder catching the ball on the warning track...:

@SchnauzerFace said in If I had a dollar for every time I had a perfect/perfect swing that resulted in an outfielder catching the ball on the warning track...:

Whoa, Nellie ... don’t go retiring without consulting one of the good folks at Fidelity. You may think you have enough to retire ... but do you know you have enough?

Goldman Sachs or GTFO

I will GTFO — Go To Fidelity, Obviously.

SDS

Well I’m sold. Nicely done. You’ve earned your commission.

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@BearDownGoBlue said in If I had a dollar for every time I had a perfect/perfect swing that resulted in an outfielder catching the ball on the warning track...:

Well I’m sold. Nicely done. You’ve earned your commission.

Well, not so fast. I have some bad news. I ran the numbers and, unfortunately, you can’t retire on hypothetical money earned from playing a broken video game. I’m sorry.

But I have an exciting opportunity if you’d like to invest some of your stubs

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Thanks but I already invested all my stubs in pumpkins. I got a felling they are going to peak right around January. And then boom! That’s when I cash in.

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