How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?

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Outfielders pay the tab.

Larkin tips.

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You're in rare form, lately. Check your dm's.

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Check please

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Larkin tips, but Posey takes.

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Pete Rose skips out before the bill is delivered.
Paul O'Neil kicks the waiter in the shin.

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I don't get it

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@DarthKDog09 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

I don't get it

Larkin rips. And tips.

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@SaveFarris said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

Pete Rose skips out before the bill is delivered.
Paul O'Neil kicks the waiter in the shin.

Aroldis Chapman shoots a gun off in the restaurant.
David Ortiz gets shot by a gun.
Roberto Osuna punches the waitress
And Felipe Vasquez hits on the kid in the high chair

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@Nanthrax_1 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@SaveFarris said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

Pete Rose skips out before the bill is delivered.
Paul O'Neil kicks the waiter in the shin.

Aroldis Chapman shoots a gun off in the restaurant.
David Ortiz gets shot by a gun.
Roberto Osuna punches the waitress
And Felipe Vasquez hits on the kid in the high chair

And Miguel Sano kidnaps someone.

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@samguenther1987 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@Nanthrax_1 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@SaveFarris said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

Pete Rose skips out before the bill is delivered.
Paul O'Neil kicks the waiter in the shin.

Aroldis Chapman shoots a gun off in the restaurant.
David Ortiz gets shot by a gun.
Roberto Osuna punches the waitress
And Felipe Vasquez hits on the kid in the high chair

And Miguel Sano kidnaps someone.

While Reese McGuire jerks one out in front of everyone.

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@Ikasnu said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@samguenther1987 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@Nanthrax_1 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@SaveFarris said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

Pete Rose skips out before the bill is delivered.
Paul O'Neil kicks the waiter in the shin.

Aroldis Chapman shoots a gun off in the restaurant.
David Ortiz gets shot by a gun.
Roberto Osuna punches the waitress
And Felipe Vasquez hits on the kid in the high chair

And Miguel Sano kidnaps someone.

While Reese McGuire jerks one out in front of everyone.

Nothing wrong with a lil pub tug

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@Nanthrax_1 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@Ikasnu said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@samguenther1987 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@Nanthrax_1 said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

@SaveFarris said in How do the Reds split up a restaurant bill?:

Pete Rose skips out before the bill is delivered.
Paul O'Neil kicks the waiter in the shin.

Aroldis Chapman shoots a gun off in the restaurant.
David Ortiz gets shot by a gun.
Roberto Osuna punches the waitress
And Felipe Vasquez hits on the kid in the high chair

And Miguel Sano kidnaps someone.

While Reese McGuire jerks one out in front of everyone.

Nothing wrong with a lil pub tug

Unless you're Felipe and... The last 5 jokes I made about him got me banned so I'm not gonna go all the way,but you get the idea.

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