Possible shark bosses

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When I was little, my 2 favorite things in the world were baseball and sharks. I have several theories for possible shark week tie-ins. Mark my words: some of these may or may not be 7th inning bosses.

Bob Lemon (Lemon shark)
Ty Cobb (Tiger shark)
Vida Blue (Blue shark)
Jim Edmonds (Angel shark)
Frank Thomas (Great White Sox shark)
Don Drysdale (Megaladon drysdale shark)
Bartolo Colon (Whale shark)
Curt Schilling (Megamouth shark)
Madison Bumgarner (Bull shark)
Pee Wee Reese (Pygmy shark)
Randy Johnson (Goblin shark)

SDS: please hire me to do something with sharks or puns or whatever.

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Gerardo Parra (If only he was still in the MLB)... baby shark

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@ztdurbin said in Possible shark bosses:

Gerardo Parra (If only he was still in the MLB)... baby shark

Manny Machado (crybaby shark)

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JD Hammer (Hammerhead shark)

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Imagine its Frank and Madbum and this guys partially right.

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Albert Pujols (Grandpa Shark) oldest active baseball player

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@samguenther1987 said in Possible shark bosses:

Albert Pujols (Grandpa Shark) oldest active baseball player

But how old exactly? Still unclear 😂

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Jeff Samardzija (nicknamed Shark)
Kenley Jansen SawShark (For his cutter which is one of the best ever)

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Albert Bell - Bull Shark (biggest temper)

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Frank Thomas (Shark Tank)

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Schilling-megamouth literally made me laugh out loud!!!

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@Hikes83 said in Possible shark bosses:

JD Hammer (Hammerhead shark)

Or Hank Aaron (hammer-head)

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Matt Carpenter for Carpet shark

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I think you are over thinking it.

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@Cpm032987 said in Possible shark bosses:

I think you are over thinking it.

Haven't you heard of a joke?

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Is Randy Johnson even really a possibility??

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@Mickdrenalen said in Possible shark bosses:

Is Randy Johnson even really a possibility??

Dream possibility

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@Mickdrenalen said in Possible shark bosses:

Is Randy Johnson even really a possibility??

I was just trying to think of the ugliest person ever to put on a uniform to correspond with “goblin shark” and he fits that bill to an ugly, ugly T.

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With their tweet tonight referencing the Dodgers, it looks like it's going to be Kershaw for the third boss.

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@SchnauzerFace said in Possible shark bosses:

@Mickdrenalen said in Possible shark bosses:

Is Randy Johnson even really a possibility??

I was just trying to think of the ugliest person ever to put on a uniform to correspond with “goblin shark” and he fits that bill to an ugly, ugly T.

Well there is Otis Nixon (he's also a Brave so he would fit the theme this year) but i think Randy Johnson would get a better reaction from the fan base.

You should also look up the name Don Mossi, if you think Randy Johnson is bad o boy.

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