Why Did I Sign With the Tigers *facepalm*

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So I signed with the Tigers way back when and I thought, "Gee, wouldn't it be great if I got them to the World Series?"

Well. We would be well on our way if the team didn't botch every lead that I got us off to. I hit a 3-run homer, then the team allows 10 runs to be scored. Just wth.

I hit a triple with nobody out. Next three guys strand me.

I hit a go-ahead RBI double. The opposing team wins it in extra innings anyway.

Nobody wants to hit but me. If we lose the lead, I'm the only one picking up the pieces. No matter how many times I get on base, these imbeciles cannot get me home.

Just why did I sign with the Tigers, again??

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That's what you get for having Matthew Boyd as your "ace", I'm surprised they don't allow 20 runs a game.

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Miggy? Is that you??

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@eatyum said in Why Did I Sign With the Tigers *facepalm*:

That's what you get for having Matthew Boyd as your "ace", I'm surprised they don't allow 20 runs a game.

I signed with the Tigers because I've always been a fan, but also to bring them to the WS since they're bad right now. Learnt my lesson, sigh.

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